Tuesday 13 March 2012

Engineering Exam Equals....


Frankly I wrote this in 5 mins. All suggestions and comments are welcome. Any vital point missed must be stated and will definitely find inclusion in the list.Those people reading this and quietly threatening me, may do so. SHAME ON THEM!!

1. Loss of mental peace.
2. Series increase in sleep levels.
3. Shortage of cleansing time.
4. Shortage of eating time.
5. No time for minimal necessary fashion.
6. Substantial loss of hair.
7. Damage to pen parts(primarily due to chewing)
8. Increasing in frustration levels.
9. Increase in use of swearing words.
10. God becoming much more dearer besides the nearest knowledgeable neighbour in the hall.
11. The 'Ghajini' feeling of anger and revenge.
12. Hypertension and rise in blood pressure = risk of heart attack.
13. Multitasking to its uppermost limit.
14. Hygiene to its lowermost limit.
15. Decrease in response and reaction time.
16. Drainage and loss of creativity.
17. Short term memory loss.
18. Alzheimer's disease.
19. Decrease in metabolism.
20. Increase in addiction to gadgets.
21. Wastage of paper, ink etc.
22. The feeling which you get when you personally want to send that nerd to Hell.
23. Increase in consolation levels.
24. Motivation and Inspiration flowing down the drain.
25. Jamming and Cramming leading to loss of other data(ph. nos, vital ideas etc.)

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